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  Amy Patterson (brownie) Ty everyone for birthday wishes think heading to grand canyon
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  Cathie Post Babe Kobe Bryant was killed in a helicopter crash in Calabasas hillside! Can't believe it! We loved Kobe!
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  Linda Balon “Benefits as to why I should take C-19 experimental vaccine: 1. Can I stop wearing a mask? No 2. Can they reopen restaurants etc and everyone work normally? No 3. Will I be resistant to COVID? Maybe, but they don’t know exactly. It probably won’t stop me getting it. 4. At least I won’t be contagious to others, right? No, I can still pass it on, maybe...nobody knows. 5. If we vaccinate children, will schools resume normally? No 6. If I’m vaccinated, can I stop social distancing? No 7. If I’m vaccinated, can I stop disinfecting my hands? No 8. If I vaccinate myself and my grandpa, can we hug each other? No 9. Will movie theaters, stadiums etc. be reopened thanks to vaccines? No 10. Will the vaccinated be able to gather? No 11. What’s the real benefit to vaccination? The virus won’t kill you. 12. Are you sure it won’t kill me? No 13. If statistically the virus doesn’t kill me anyway, why would I get vaccinated? To protect others. 14. So if I get vaccinated, is everyone sure that I’m not infecting them? No 15. So if I have a fatal reaction to the experimental vaccine will the manufacturer be held liable? No So, the vaccine doesn’t give immunity. Doesn’t eliminate the virus. Doesn’t prevent death. Doesn’t guarantee you won’t get COVID. Doesn’t prevent you from getting COVID. Doesn’t stop you from passing it on. Doesn’t eliminate the need for travel bans. Doesn’t eliminate the need for business closures. Doesn’t eliminate the need for lockdowns. Doesn’t eliminate the need for masks. Doesn't hold vaccine manufacturers liable. So...why should I take and experimental vaccine?????‍♀️” I copied and pasted, you can too!
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  James Lowe Breaking Odd democrat news. Mr. Potato Head toy set is No More! Gender activists have convinced the manufacturer of this toy set, I think Hasbro, to drop Mr. from the name of the toy set because they want this toy set to be Gender Neutral! NO joke..
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  Fran Riggs A cop stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he's in a good mood that day he decides he might give the fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. "Fred," the driver replies. "Fred what?" the officer asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. When the officer presses him for a last name, the man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it. The officer thinks he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The man replies, "It's a long story so stay with me. I was born Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied hard and got good grades. "When I got older I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college medical school, internship, residency, finally got my degree so I was Fred Dingaling, MD. "After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. "Got bored doing dentistry so I started fooling around with my assistant. She gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD. Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took away my DDS so I was Fred Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling . . . so now I'm just Fred." The officer walked away in tears, laughing.